Mr Ste

Mr Steven was born under a non biblical bush. He was taken in and raised by vegetarian non hairy wolves. In an effort to make the non hairy wolves jealous he grew that ridiculous beard to imitate fur. His childhood was fun but eventually he grew up and was booted out of the den for being a mooch.

Having had no schooling or education he took to dj’ing as a woman to earn money. This career did not last as he realised he was actually a man and was forced to give it up.

He did however realise at a young age that he was artistic by decorating the den walls with his own urine, so he went in search of a proper life.

He had no luck and one day he had fallen asleep on the bench opposite a tattoo shop. He was woken by people throwing food at him. After he made a smiley face from the cucumbers and tomatoes from the sandwiches the boss realised he had talent. And the rest is history