Hayden

As Chris walked through the woods one day he came across a young boy crying. He asked the young boy what was wrong. The young boy told him that he had an accident, and his bass guitar was stuck up his bum and he couldn't sit down. He had been stuck like this for two years with no one to talk to. All he wanted to do was get back to civilisation, Have a shave and get this guitar out his butt because it was turning him red! And he asked Chris if he could help. Chris said he would do all those things on one condition, that he came and sat behind the desk in his tattoo shop. It was six months ago now that the guitar was removed and Hayden has not moved from behind that desk, mostly because sitting down doesn't hurt anymore.